Jonah Falcon and the 'Suspicious Package'

in on Feb 04, 2013 . 0 Comments.

Ask most men whether they'd like a little extra down below and you'll probably get an affirmative answer. As you've probably worked out by now, making that particular dream into a reality is our business. But there's one man out there who would never need get in touch with us. And that man's name? Jonah Falcon.

The New York actor is thought to be the owner of the world's biggest penis. And measuring in at a mighty 13.5 inches, we can see why. Jonah's whale is a whopping 9.5 inches went flaccid too. It's not all flowers for Falcon, though. His massive member got him in trouble earlier this year at the security checkpoint of San Francisco airport. The large – and rather noticeable – bulge in his trousers seemingly alarmed staff somewhat. Presumably they thought he was hiding a weapon.

Full-fronted Falcon said that during the incident he was subjected to both a full metal detector and an all-over body scanner. He was then 'selected' for additional screening in a private area (after his own private area was screened...). He said he was eventually released and allowed to catch his flight but not until he'd had his rigorous and fairly embarrassing examination.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time." He told online newspaper The Huffington Post. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.' I said, ‘It’s my d***!' He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around 'it' with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it quite amusing..." One of the security officials even questioned Falcon about his size, asking him if he had 'some sort of growth down there'. Which isn't that daft a question, really – to be fair, he kind of does.

The owner of the world's biggest schlong has made his blessing his living in recent years becoming a bit of an international celebrity. He's made numerous appearances on TV and radio and has even had a few documentaries made about him. Sadly, while he almost certainly does possess the biggest penis in the world, he's not in the Guinness Book of World Records. They don't cover records about genitals, apparently. The snobs.

If you're keen on increasing your package (not to the proportions that would encourage harassment at airport security but that's a good thing, right?) - have a poke around the rest of our site!

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